Heybabeimwearingurpanties
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
