So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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