i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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