ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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