Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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