so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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