Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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