at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Pappa wants mamma naked
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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