So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Shame - the story of my life.
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