awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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