why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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