I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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