The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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