I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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