what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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