Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
