I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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