so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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