whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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