her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
How naked do you want me to be?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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