There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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