There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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