do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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