This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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