hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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