guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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