Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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