Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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