do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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