I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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