she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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