69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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