I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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