I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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