google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The beer is more important than you right now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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