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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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