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I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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