I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
