i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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