are you still at the devil's house?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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