I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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