More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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