That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I've blown a few things in my day
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
