I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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