He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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