Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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