We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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