porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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