he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
