Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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