i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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