when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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